Friday, January 16, 2009

"Bro" Codes 21-30

#21. A "bro" doesn't comparison shop.

#22. If two "bros" decide to catch a movie together, they may not attend a screening that begins after 4:00 pm.

#23. A "bro" never spell checks.

#24. As a courtesy to other "bros", a "bro" never brings more then two "bros"to a party.

#25. A "bro" never asks for directions when he is lost.

*exceptions... he may ask for directions from hot chick who may know the area.

... he may ask for directions from a hot chick who may be lost too.

... he may ask for directions from a hot chick even if he is not lost at all.

#26. A "bro" never wears socks with sandals.

#27. A "bro" doesn't sing along to music in a bar.

#28. A "bro" only claims a fart after accusing at least one other "bro" of farting.

#29. A "bro" doesn't let another "bro" get a tattoo of another girls name.

#30. A "bro" never rents a chick flick.

2 comments:

jaktheripper said...

I'm loving these bro, keep them coming!

*LiNdA* said...

Wow...These are good!