"Bro" codes 1-10

#1. "Bros" before ho's.
A "bro" never lets a girl jeopardize you and your "bros" friendship. The saying, there are a million fish in the sea is a good rule to live by. If you like a chick that your "bro" has dibs on, that girl is off limits to you! No matter how hot she is!
#2. If a "bro" gets a dog, it must be at least tall as his knee when full grown. Pretty self explanitory!
#3. Whether a "bro" cares about sports or not, a "bro" always cares about sports!
#4. A "bro" never admits he can't drive a stick. Everyone needs to learn at one point or another.
#5. A "bro" will always drop whatever he is doing to help another "bro" dump a chick.
Tips on dumping a chick in 6 words or less:
1) "Maybe try a side salad?"
2) "Cute", You're growing a mustache, too!"
3) "She looks like a younger you"
#6. All "bros" shall dub one of their "bros" his wingman.
Examples of famous wingmen:
Michael Jordan = Scottie Pippen
Bonnie = Clyde
Batman = Robin
#7. A "bro" never dances with his hands above his head.
#8. A "bro" always loves his country, unless that country isn't the United States of America. SHIZAMM!
#9. When pullin up to a stop light, a "bro" always rolls down his window and lets all the other cars enjoy his music selection.
#10. If a "bro" is in the bathroom and runs out of toilet paper, another "bro" may toss him a new roll, but at no point may there hands touch or the door open more than 30 degrees.

I have given you the introduction and the first ten "bro" codes, more to come soon. Comment on what you think!