I have to add my thanks here before I get to far into this...I want to thank my good friends Jay and Ben Lalasin for first introducing me to the before mentioned "Bro" codes. Now onto bigger and better...
#11. "Bros" dont share dessert!
#12. When wearing a baseball cap a "bro" Shall position the brim at either 6 or 12 o'clock. All other angles are reserved for rappers and the handicapped.
#13. Unless he has children, a bro shall never wear his cell phone on a belt clip.
#14. Even in a fight to the death, a "bro" never punches another "bro" in the groin.
#15. A "bro" never applies sunscreen to another "bro".
#16. When asked, "Do you need some help?" a "bro" shall automatically respond, "I got it", whether he actually has it or not.
#17. Should any "bro" pick up a guitar at a party and begin to play it, another "bro" should point out that he is a tool.
#18. A "bro" leaves the toilet seat up for his "bros".
#19. "Bros" never speak French to each other.
#20. A "bro" always checks out another "bros" blind date and reports back with a "thumbs up" or "thumbs down".
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