"Bro" codes 1-10

#1. "Bros" before ho's.
A "bro" never lets a girl jeopardize you and your "bros" friendship. The saying, there are a million fish in the sea is a good rule to live by. If you like a chick that your "bro" has dibs on, that girl is off limits to you! No matter how hot she is!
#2. If a "bro" gets a dog, it must be at least tall as his knee when full grown. Pretty self explanitory!
#3. Whether a "bro" cares about sports or not, a "bro" always cares about sports!
#4. A "bro" never admits he can't drive a stick. Everyone needs to learn at one point or another.
#5. A "bro" will always drop whatever he is doing to help another "bro" dump a chick.
Tips on dumping a chick in 6 words or less:
1) "Maybe try a side salad?"
2) "Cute", You're growing a mustache, too!"
3) "She looks like a younger you"
#6. All "bros" shall dub one of their "bros" his wingman.
Examples of famous wingmen:
Michael Jordan = Scottie Pippen
Bonnie = Clyde
Batman = Robin
#7. A "bro" never dances with his hands above his head.
#8. A "bro" always loves his country, unless that country isn't the United States of America. SHIZAMM!
#9. When pullin up to a stop light, a "bro" always rolls down his window and lets all the other cars enjoy his music selection.
#10. If a "bro" is in the bathroom and runs out of toilet paper, another "bro" may toss him a new roll, but at no point may there hands touch or the door open more than 30 degrees.

I have given you the introduction and the first ten "bro" codes, more to come soon. Comment on what you think!

Something I came across...

For Christmas, I was given a book that I have found very useful for the man generation. It is called the Bro Code by Barney Stinson. The book has laid the foundation for guys everywhere on how they should act around girls or other guys. In the next few posts, I am going to work my way through the book and give every "bro" out there, rules to live by. Keep in mind, a "bro" is not necessarily a guy, it can be a girl too. But the down to earth definition of a "bro" is as follows: a lifelong companion you can trust will always be there for you. You may wonder, "who are my bro's?" A guy can be a "bro" but that doesnt mean he is YOUR "bro". YOUR "bros" are essentially, your best friends who would give the shirts off their back for you! Hopefully you have a better understanding now and I will proceed to the official "bro" codes. Enjoy!!

Airports

I am doing this because Im totally bored out of my head. I am sitting in the airport in San Diego waiting to catch my flight and I have already been pushed back 2 flights. Just to give you a heads up of the situation that I am getting myself into, at this current second Chicago is -1 degrees with like 8 inches of snow and I am leaving San Diego where is 73 degrees and sunny! This leads me to my post: I love people watching and an airport is the best place to do it. With a backdrop of the same three Barbara Striesand Cristmas songs playing and the ever so loud announcements over the PA system the airport is relatively quiet on one of the busiest travel days of the year. Most everybody seems really happy even if their planes have been rescheduled, rerouted or cancelled. I love Christmas so much because of this exact reason. Merry Christmas to everyone that reads my blog and I will write back soon!
Hopefully now I can catch my flight into -1 degree weather!! YEAH!

Snow!

Last night my roommate and I drove about 10 minutes from our house and we actually saw some snow. It has been cold here for the past week or so but never close enough to get a chance of snow. Then we woke up to rain on Wednesday morning and by the night time it was almost freezing. So about 10 minutes north of our house and about 1000 ft in altitude highter we were able to catch a little snow. I absolutely love the snow and I think It went to my head because I stripped down to my boxers and ran all through the snow. Gotta love California snow!!

With Thanksgiving past and Christmas less than a month away I can officially say we are in the best time of the year. I love hearing Christmas songs and seeing the colors and lights etc. In the subdivision where I live alot of people have actually put up decorations and lights and it looks really good. Im sure at my house we will putting some sort of decorations up I just don't know how much or when. LOL! the only thing that has been very clear this year is that ITS NOT COLD! Isnt Christmas supposd to be freezing cold and white and hard to drive in etc, etc, etc. Ya we have none of that here, actually yesterday it was 83 degrees outside. So no wonder when I am walking throught the mall or browsing through Macy's its make me all weird to hear Christmas music and then to trip on the flap of my flip flops... :)

Albert Pujols

Yes in fact, the best player in baseball has won his second MVP and I cannot be more happy about it. I know this is sort of random but Im a huge St. Louis Cardial fan and our first baseman has been snubbed for so many years in the MVP catergory. So I just wanted to let everyone know Albert Pujols is the 2008 MVP of the National League. Go Cardinals!!!!!!

Is blood thicker than water?

Over the past two years I have thought about this phrase over and over and over. The expression, meaning that family bonds are closer than those of outsiders. In any situation where one was deciding to go with family or "fill in the blank" a person would always side with his family. Now I know that certain crazy situations it is necessary to break ties with your family but those situations are few and far between. So the saying sticks: Blood is thicker than water...or is it? In all situations, to make a right decision one would have to know what the water is and of course what was done to make the blood "thin". In this case, the water is a church and the "blood thinning" is "going to the movies" and "listening to bad kinds of music". I cant really say much more because I am not here to talk down on anybody or anything but the saying keeps ringing in my head... and in this situation, water was found to be much thicker than blood!